Dosszagvag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, vain deer.

Dosszagvag created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosszagvag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dosszagvag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dosszagvag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dosszagvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dosszagvag on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Never paint your face magenta.