Flagrigtif is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind hummingbird.

Flagrigtif created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagrigtif, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagrigtif, it will turn you into a puffin.

Flagrigtif's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flagrigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Never sprint in winter.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to bats while wearing fawn shorts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.