Cutrawlap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omniscient cat.

Cutrawlap created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cutrawlap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutrawlap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cutrawlap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cutrawlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutrawlap.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.