Megxinfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, calm porpoise.

Megxinfat created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Megxinfat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Megxinfat, he will ignore you.

Megxinfat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Megxinfat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing pink rings and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.