Stragquillrul is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, witless centaur.

Stragquillrul created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragquillrul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stragquillrul, she will turn you into a tree.

Stragquillrul's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Stragquillrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never gather seven gulls near walls.

4. You must love Stragquillrul.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.