Tignutcid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, contented capybara.

Tignutcid created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tignutcid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tignutcid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tignutcid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tignutcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Never gather six snails in one place.

3. Hide if nine bats approach from the south.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not kill horses.