Sansterbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome skunk.

Sansterbarn created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sansterbarn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sansterbarn, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sansterbarn's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sansterbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sansterbarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about spacetime.