Yogpidlap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, vain rat.

Yogpidlap created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogpidlap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yogpidlap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yogpidlap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yogpidlap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Yogpidlap on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always obey Yogpidlap's priests.

4. Do not prepare limes while wearing shorts.

5. You must love Yogpidlap.