Popbomtinhandinjapmabfob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective mongoose.

Popbomtinhandinjapmabfob created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbomtinhandinjapmabfob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popbomtinhandinjapmabfob, he will turn you into a tree.

Popbomtinhandinjapmabfob's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Popbomtinhandinjapmabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms mauve.

2. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with tortoises.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.