Kambunwod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful crab.

Kambunwod created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kambunwod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kambunwod, it will remove you from existence.

Kambunwod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kambunwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Kambunwod's name in vain.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.