Labpopbam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, strong butterfly.

Labpopbam created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labpopbam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Labpopbam, he will make you grow a tail.

Labpopbam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Labpopbam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Labpopbam.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Never eat turnips.