Fargandut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, kind mongoose.

Fargandut created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fargandut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fargandut, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fargandut's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fargandut's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Never prepare nuts during summer.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Do not speak about spinach.