Rullpagben is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent dragonfly.

Rullpagben created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullpagben, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullpagben, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rullpagben's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rullpagben's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about dark matter near seals while wearing blue rings and balancing four aluminium spheres on your hands.

3. Do not consume onions at dawn.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never go into orange rooms.