Hitmidsak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited fish.

Hitmidsak created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitmidsak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hitmidsak, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hitmidsak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hitmidsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if eight geese approach from the west.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hitmidsak.