Flamdisskik is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent porpoise.

Flamdisskik created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamdisskik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flamdisskik, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flamdisskik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flamdisskik's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Always obey Flamdisskik's priests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from mauve seals for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.