Podfebbud is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, grumpy armadillo.

Podfebbud created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podfebbud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Podfebbud, she will turn you into a sheep.

Podfebbud's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Podfebbud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never eat aubergines on fasting days.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

5. Podfebbud loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.