Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain warg.

Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.