Gabweetal is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered centaur.

Gabweetal created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabweetal, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gabweetal, she will make you grow a tail.

Gabweetal's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gabweetal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing red trousers.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Do not prepare rice while wearing jumpers.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Never talk about spacetime near cats while wearing violet hats and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.