Hudgemnull is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent troll.

Hudgemnull created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgemnull, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hudgemnull, it will turn you into a mole.

Hudgemnull's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hudgemnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hudgemnull on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Never pour water over plants.