Fumdotsas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent alligator.

Fumdotsas created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Fumdotsas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumdotsas, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fumdotsas' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fumdotsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.