Hudbestpog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm skunk.

Hudbestpog created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbestpog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hudbestpog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hudbestpog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hudbestpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Never leap near moths.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.