Bafmitont is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving bat.

Bafmitont created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmitont, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bafmitont, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bafmitont's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bafmitont's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Do not keep six birds in a large pit.

3. Never gather four moths near walls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.