Funrenganzog Fliglarpgig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain fox.

Funrenganzog Fliglarpgig created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Funrenganzog Fliglarpgig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Funrenganzog Fliglarpgig, it will turn you into a tree.

Funrenganzog Fliglarpgig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Funrenganzog Fliglarpgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear jumpers marked with cyan.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Never prepare lemons during summer.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.