Gedragbig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating hare.

Gedragbig created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedragbig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gedragbig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gedragbig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gedragbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never run in the presence of rats.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.