Legvagyarp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient bee.

Legvagyarp created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Legvagyarp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Legvagyarp, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Legvagyarp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Legvagyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing orange kilts and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Legvagyarp.

5. Never talk about optics.