Dodspagort is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, cheerful snail.

Dodspagort created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Dodspagort, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dodspagort, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dodspagort's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dodspagort's Holy Commandments

1. Dodspagort loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

5. Run away from orange voles, for they are unholy.