Sugbafkop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable badger.

Sugbafkop created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbafkop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugbafkop, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sugbafkop's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sugbafkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never paint your face cyan.