Hugrawcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-powerful human.

Hugrawcum created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Hugrawcum, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hugrawcum, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hugrawcum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hugrawcum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Hugrawcum.

3. Run away from blue horses, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Hugrawcum in the centre of the settlement.