Logpassug is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited newt.

Logpassug created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Logpassug, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Logpassug, she will turn you into a frog.

Logpassug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Logpassug's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Shun those given to greed.