Nurtgabhim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest whale.

Nurtgabhim created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtgabhim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nurtgabhim, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurtgabhim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nurtgabhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nurtgabhim's priests.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.