Hashubkon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional wren.

Hashubkon created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hashubkon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hashubkon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hashubkon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hashubkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Do not fashion tools from silver.