Viltofgun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, resourceful tortoise.

Viltofgun created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viltofgun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Viltofgun, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Viltofgun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Viltofgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Never sit in spring.