Dagyattquat Tabxuckkin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, emotional dingo.

Dagyattquat Tabxuckkin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagyattquat Tabxuckkin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagyattquat Tabxuckkin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dagyattquat Tabxuckkin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dagyattquat Tabxuckkin's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Do not resist order.