Matgessjig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing butterfly.

Matgessjig created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matgessjig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Matgessjig, it will destroy your home planet.

Matgessjig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Matgessjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at forests.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never mix pineapples with oil.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.