Budquafmeg Bunsatdub is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow alligator.

Budquafmeg Bunsatdub created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budquafmeg Bunsatdub, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Budquafmeg Bunsatdub, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Budquafmeg Bunsatdub's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Budquafmeg Bunsatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always share figs with strangers, but never with birds.

2. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.