Huddavlun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witty squid.

Huddavlun created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huddavlun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Huddavlun, she will make you grow a tail.

Huddavlun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Huddavlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always remove scarves before touching zinc.

5. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with joy.