Tamsigxin Narlpitcem Megflamcum is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless pig.

Tamsigxin Narlpitcem Megflamcum created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Tamsigxin Narlpitcem Megflamcum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tamsigxin Narlpitcem Megflamcum, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tamsigxin Narlpitcem Megflamcum's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tamsigxin Narlpitcem Megflamcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamsigxin Narlpitcem Megflamcum.