Batarf is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing wolf.

Batarf created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batarf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Batarf, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Batarf's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Batarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never pour water over plants.