Gidtundun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing dolphin.

Gidtundun created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidtundun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidtundun, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gidtundun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gidtundun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with birds.

4. Never adorn your chest with turquoise markings.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.