Nadnellvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a small, blissful tortoise.

Nadnellvonk created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnellvonk, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadnellvonk, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nadnellvonk's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nadnellvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from green monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

5. Never approach mountains carrying wood.