Hogbegcet Nillistlagbiflistgepkab Afvenbat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, irritating coyote.

Hogbegcet Nillistlagbiflistgepkab Afvenbat created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbegcet Nillistlagbiflistgepkab Afvenbat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hogbegcet Nillistlagbiflistgepkab Afvenbat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hogbegcet Nillistlagbiflistgepkab Afvenbat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hogbegcet Nillistlagbiflistgepkab Afvenbat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hogbegcet Nillistlagbiflistgepkab Afvenbat four times a day.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Never bounce in summer.

5. Pray towards the east.