Nabjenraplegveenspag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody owl.

Nabjenraplegveenspag created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabjenraplegveenspag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nabjenraplegveenspag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nabjenraplegveenspag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nabjenraplegveenspag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not sing at forests.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Never look at comets.