Litmotdaparmlenzedaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless ferret.

Litmotdaparmlenzedaf created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litmotdaparmlenzedaf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Litmotdaparmlenzedaf, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Litmotdaparmlenzedaf's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Litmotdaparmlenzedaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litmotdaparmlenzedaf.

2. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with pride.

3. Always obey Litmotdaparmlenzedaf's priests.

4. Never gather nine otters near bridges.

5. Pray towards the north.