Renyamxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain whale.

Renyamxuc created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Renyamxuc, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Renyamxuc, he will try to impress you with trees.

Renyamxuc's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Renyamxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at mountains.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Never look at galaxies.