Badspagpop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered cat.

Badspagpop created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Badspagpop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Badspagpop, she will jump up and down on your head.

Badspagpop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Badspagpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dusk.

2. Never mix peanuts with ash.

3. Put Badspagpop first in all things.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.