Teen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart troll.

Teen created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Teen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Teen, he will torture you forever.

Teen's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Teen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven horses approach from the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teen.

3. Never remain standing at dawn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not record signs concerning moons.