Vabdodpom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humorless mouse.

Vabdodpom created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdodpom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vabdodpom, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vabdodpom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vabdodpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never talk about special relativity near horses while wearing cyan scarves and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.