Fligcumquart is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying dryad.

Fligcumquart created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligcumquart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fligcumquart, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fligcumquart's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fligcumquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Never gather eight swans in one place.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligcumquart.

5. Do not listen to music.