Miflibkop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking wolf.

Miflibkop created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miflibkop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Miflibkop, it will turn you into a mouse.

Miflibkop's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Miflibkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Miflibkop.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never touch water while clean.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.