Siddiddim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, duplicitous crow.

Siddiddim created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siddiddim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Siddiddim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Siddiddim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Siddiddim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Siddiddim.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Never stain your face with pink.

5. Do not shave your neck.