Siddiddim is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, duplicitous
crow.
Siddiddim created bats seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Siddiddim, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Siddiddim, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Siddiddim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Siddiddim's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Siddiddim.
3. Always look after injured rats.
4. Never stain your face with pink.
5. Do not shave your neck.